Steven Bullen

Just thought I would follow up my 41 Twitter Users to Follow (Celebrity, Tech, Funny) post. Except this time I will be concentrating on ‘funny twitter users’ only.

Here is the list in no particular order.

Jimmy Carr – @jimmycarr

Bio: Jimmy Carr. Literally the biggest face on television.

• We’re rehearsing for 10 O’clock Live – which is like cheating really. http://t.co/1Ye4JLwZ
• Just heading into the studio for the first 10 O’clock Live of the series. I’d forgotten how terrifying live TV is – damn my selective memory
• Tonight on E4 treat yourself to Noel Fieldings Luxury Comedy. It’s like nothing you’ve ever seen, visually stunning & super funny.

ShitMyDadSays – @shitmydadsays

Bio: I’m 29. I live with my 74-year-old dad. He is awesome. I just write down shit that he says.

• “Valentine’s day is bullshit. Our DNA demands we fuck each other, so if you need a holiday to talk your wife into screwing you, it’s over.”
• “These candidates are dog shit. All we’re doing is picking out the dick that’s going to fuck us.”
• A response to my dad’s question, “What happens when they cancel a shitty TV show like yours?” http://t.co/2HzXdGQC

Al Yankovic – @alyankovic

Bio: You know… the Eat It guy.

• Cooking With Crazy!!! http://t.co/uLRmqj8m
• Christina Hendricks is Ginger. @ZooeyDeschanel is Mary Ann. #CastingTheGilligansIslandMovie
• RT @ScottAukerman: Hey! New @ComedyBangBang is here with “Weird” @alyankovic @toddglass & @AmyPhillips_! http://t.co/snZfJvbO

Alan Carr – @alancarr

Bio: Stand up comedian and tv presenter

• @GeorgeOrmerod1 glad to hear it George al x
• @AlanRobb87 Oi you!! I wasn’t in disguise I was cold. I was wearing a hat not a fake beard!!!! Ha ha! X
• @magicfmverity thanks Verity remember it was Kenzo for men. Feel free to pop that in your interview – hint hint xx

Bo Burnham – @boburnham

Bio: i’m just a humble kid with possibly the funniest album to ever be in stores ever.

• Would’ve loved to have seen some air guitar accompany that lip syncing.
• The show will be rescheduled for another date. And by then I will
  hopefully have better jokes too.
• Sincerest apologies to those who planned on seeing me at U of Rochester 2nite. 3 hours in the airport, 2 cancellations. Very sorry…

Stephen Colbert – @stephencolbert

Account has been removed.

FakeAPStylebook – @fakeapstylebook

Bio: Style tips for proper writing. contact: fakeapstylebook at gmail dot com. No submissions, please. All material copyright The Bureau Chiefs, LLC.

• You can find up-to-the-minute statistics on nothing in particular at our research wing, @FakePewResearch.
• It is acceptable to refer to all court proceedings as a “trial,” because seriously, you ever sat through one of those things?
• “Chain saw” is two words in all instances: “No one else saw what the chain saw.”

Jelisa Castrodale – @gordonshumway

Bio: I’ve learned a lot about life by making a mess of my own.

• @sarah_sprague You can have all the $20s, since obviously my life has no value and/or meaning anymore.
• @chidorio “Be my recently deceased Broadway actor” doesn’t have the romance I was hoping for.
• Guys, that’s Bobby Valentine! It’s not Lee Corso, Howard Dean or “your dad”. Step it up @RedSox fans… http://t.co/Il30onO2

People of Walmart – @peopleofwalmart

• Afghan Nation: When you are done sitting on the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat let me tell you why blankets are n… http://t.co/r6EVspAd
• No Return To Innocence: It’s amazing how you can capture a moment in time right before a child’s innocence is ru… http://t.co/uJ9BYDXY
• WWIB: Man Thongs: These boys are sexy and they know it, so the real question becomes: who wears it better? Do yo… http://t.co/lwzsFN05

Tim Siedell – @badbanana

Bio: Sometimes I just want to give it all up and become a handsome billionaire.

• Sometimes when I say “I guess” I’m not really guessing. Feels good to finally clear the air.
• Can’t wait to see Liam Neeson punch some battleships.
• Had a long phone conversation with an old friend. He simply wouldn’t shut up about phones. Finally had to just walk away.

Hobo Jones – @hobojones

Bio: I live in a wheelbarrow!

• At the Tumblr party drunk as a string bean in a corn husk. Beans!
• @shortyawards I nominate @hobojones for a Shorty Award in #humor because I’m th’ funniest hobo on any train I hitch. No Legs Jones sez so!
• Holy moly! I jus’ saw m’self in a puddle reflection… I’m a handsome man. I jus’ need t’ git m’ boils drained!

Father Kelly – @fatherkelly

Bio: Disgruntled Catholic Priest. Seemed like a wise career choice at the time.

• So I guess with todays trimming trends “fur burger” is rarely used. Am I right? Am I right?
• Bon Jovi has sole 120 albums..and Spam is pretty popular too.
• Is air fluting to Jethro Tull while using a knife as the flute really air fluting? …oh forget it!!

Well I hope you liked the list, one thing is easy to see. It’s hard to be funny on twitter all the time.